July 2012
June 2012
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
pizzaforpresident:
OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
“In your life you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder...”
– C.S. Lewis (via meganho-)
